The opposite of cool

today while dropping my pattern off at the dressmaker's, i dropped my sunglasses in the elevator ride on the way down. i was looking up at yet another GIANT sticker in this ancient, back-alley service elevator and trying to iphone it. glasses went crashing as my head tilted. i picked them up and moved on. walked a few blocks downtown, got to my car and got in.

this is what i saw in the rearview mirror:














this is "not cool." this is "crazy." HI!